party. party.party. new years.

lets all go out on a bang. i shall be getting a flip camera from the library as soon as we get back from break anddd, then i shall embark on a new thing called "a documentary" all about, well you know.

chapter twelve: high school rival's

redwood high school, a school that for some reason, gets a lot of crap from our lovely little school tam.

i never understood it, at first i thought it only applied to the fact that we both have highly ranked (i guess...) football teams and basketball and whatever else. because people would get so worked up over the fact that we would be facing "redwood deadwood" (in football, actually now that i think about it we only get pumped whenever we are facing them.) like people would go "ape-shit" if we were up against them in any sport.

but of course as i started to think about it. i soon learned that "redwood" is exactly like "tam" its just the kids over there have more money, so therefore they can afford better cars. there are people who say that every girl over there is a "bop" and no this doesn't just apply to the freshmen grade. and both schools call each other "hella gay" even though people from both schools go to the same functions every weekend. and ive heard people from tam give me their reason for why they call them "hella gay" and yeah sure, i understand and all...but like thats the most shallow reason to go "ape-shit" over someone else. at least someone who goes to that school.

WHY CANT WE BE FRIENDSSS?????

chapter eleven: the "recycled" weekends.

i find it funny that the only things going on during the weekends are, "functions" and things like "Friction" or "schmobbin" around mill valley. i don't get it either, people just get super fucked up, for two days straight, then when the weekdays come around they just talk about how fucked up they were and then the next weekend pops up and they just do it again. its the worst cycle i've ever seen. and yet everyone sorry i mean "ery-one" takes pride in this. and those MYC dances? its just packing people in a gym that has shitty air-conditioning and "freak dancing" to some DJ that's playing the same techno songs, or club songs from 5 or 1 year ago, then to think they are smart they "play the songs backwards!" oh my gawd!! that's awesome! i really wouldn't wanna "freak dance" with a lady who's obviously had too much to drink or is just sweaty. (its pretty common for kids who think they are "cool" to "smuggle in" substances or hard liquor to these dances/functions)

but there are the people who only party on friday/saturday then sunday its homework day. now this seriously confuses me, its like if you have a hangover, why would you want to do homework?

usually what i do on weekends is complain about how i have no bicycle but dont do anything about it. (hopefully this is going to change on saturday) or just listen to music. or go to happy donut. sorry im not part of the "cool kids club" getting wasted while pondering what they will do for the next 3 years. which is most likely nothing.

...getting stuck.

i'm stuck right now, so i guess i need to take a break. its not really "writers block" its more like "lack of info" but that could just be on my part...anyway, ill be posting when i feel i have enough stuff to post about.

chapter ten: dog walkers

(this one's about yuppie dog walkers.)

out of all the things that piss me off, there is one thing that is 3 or 4th on my list of things. that would have to be the "dog walkers" in this town "aka: people who allow there dogs to shit right where im walking and not care because they are on their Iphone talking about the latest drink they got from Starbucks."

holy fuck, i do not care, DO NOT care, if your drink came with out enough water in it, i care more about the dog that you seem not to notice that's shitting in my driveway, so instead of giving me a fake smile and " oh hi there neighbor!!" speech, like you guys usually do, just pick up your fucking poo. or the ones who look at you strange if your walking without a dog, or if your "pooch" isn't dressed up in the latest collar and leash from pet-pro or wherever you yuppie dog people shop.

its these people, and the people clad with all Nike running gear on who are pushing their kids around in a stroller, that remind me why i don't like going downtown. I'm almost positive that someone in mill valley has those designer "dog poo" bags pictured up above.

chapter nine: college

for starters im not the best student. i tend to leave stuff till the last minute. when projects are due, i usually dont have mine and feel stoopid. and i really fucking hate group projects. espically when you have smart people in them, like the kids that obviously have good enough grades to get into any college, but they still choose to whine about when they get a -A. like shit, if i had all
-A's id be pretty...well i cant find words to currently describe it, but still you get the point.

so my three top choices are:

• City College
• SRJC (santa rosa junior college.)
• COM (college of marin)

please note that COM, yes the great "college of marin" which makes you feel like a "super senior" because everyone, EVERYONE from tam who doesnt know where to go or what to do after high school, goes there. holy shit, i do not want to see people from high school, almost everyday. thats the type of problems id have to deal with.

here's a little taste of what...

i plan to be doing after high-school:

• road trip to the midwest. or northern area of america, in a volkswagen bus just like that, most likely the same exact set-up like that.
• then drive back.
• then go to college.
• if i cant afford college because of "money probelms" then ill just have to find some full time job at some shitty fast-food resturant or video rental place. (ill prob have to get a job on the road trip too as well...fuck forgot about that)
• ill be living in my van. because who the fuck wants to pay rent when you've got it this good?
• im pretty serious about this. but in a like, i know it might fail and ill be stranded on some highway.
• no, the chick in that picture wont be with me.

and after all those fun and games. and during all those fun and games. i will still be writing. on this.

chapter eight: marin, un-extraordinary living.

"Wake up early with a view of Mount Tamalpais at the Acqua Hotel on Redwood Highway. Hop in a hybrid and head to Peet’s—the first place to open downtown every day. Grab a tea or coffee and savor its awakening buzz across the street on a bench in Lytton Square, then head to the summit of Mount Tamalpais (2,571 feet) for some serious perspective. Park in the lot and walk the paved 1.2-mile Verna Dunshee loop.

-From Marin: Extraordinary Living

what in "yaddadaithizzlamicyee" is this. does this magazine assume that we want to waste our time in a "hybrid" driving around downtown, (which honestly isnt that big) eating at expensive resturants and going to expensive jewerly stores and watching shitty forgein films at the local theater?


yes i think it does "assume" that. it assumes that we all, yes teenagers included, are apart of this "yuppie" community. with nothing much to actually "do" i can see why this magazine tries so hard to grab the attention of "marin" people. it even tries to make tiburon look like a fun place to live. and whatever else town they mention in that shitty magazine. i guess we all should start driving around the depot in our prius's? shouldnt we? i mean that would be like sooo much fun, i would love driving around in a car that smells like the plastic that old people cover their couches in and the outside air smelling "thick as shit" yeah, i would just like, love THAT.

like i cant afford that type of stuff, those expensive resturants like Bungalow 44 and di'angelo's or however its spelled. and the downtown area sucks. like holy shit, why would i want to drink coffee in the plaza with a bunch of little munchkins running around, and not to mention all the "teenie-bops" and "over 50 hipsters" trying to be young again. jeez...that place is a nightmare. and all the impatient yuppies walking their dogs around like its going out of fashion. i'd like it if your dog wouldn't shit in front of where im walking....

where the wild things are.

i really hope that most of you arent seeing it just because you think it will make you more of a hipster, or just because Karen O produced the soundtrack for it. because i think that most of you are. the same goes for that movie 500 days of summer. the movie's going to be filled with 10 and 12 year old kids, and then you and your friends in your cardigans are just gonna pile in there and be like "oh my god this is so artsy...like i think we should go to a small cafe that no one knows about and discuss it over some starbucks coffee." and even if you dont like the movie that much your just going to agree with all the people who think its "artsy as fuck".

the movie is for little kids, not annoying teenagers who put "where the wild things are" for their status updates on facebook.

please note.

everybody makes mistakes, in my case i decided that it would be "funny" if i wrote about jahan's partys, and i fucked up, as a "rookie" writer i fucked up. i mentioned names, places, and the things going on. this isnt one of those apoligies where it gets all teary and shit, i know what i did was stupid and that i should be sorry for it. and i am. there's nothing else really to say, im sorry jahan and i know i really fucked up.

this doesnt mean im going to stop writing though, and if you actually take any of what i say seriously, good for you, but i dont mean for most of what i write seriously, i want it to be funny. i dont wanna sound like some douche.

thats that.

Tam News.

...isnt that stuff supposed to be funny? i feel like it only "caters" to the intrests of the people who are on the "tam news" like the opinion section? last year with mac douglass it was pretty funny, but now? like why include lame jokes about "health-care bills maybe passing" and people crowding around the kaiser halls. i mean maybe the kids on tam news are just forced to write about stuff. i know sometimes they are. but at least make it something better than "testing teachers" in fact i dont think a single "big article" thats been in there ive actually read, in fact most of the time, like most other kids. i just throw it away.

just because i dont like it, doesnt mean you have to "hate" on me.

chapter seven: album review. Noctilucent LP.

Album Review: Noctliucent LP. MixTape

Download link: http://www.zshare.net/download/6626926889dfd76e/

"...with the craze of "hyphy" or just "rap" setting like wildfires in the "ill valley" many local music producers like: MC MCRACKIN-BRIER, and rappers like: MC LIGHTER. are huge iconic people in this large and diverse music scene, with almost no money to produce an album, producer MC MC-CRACKIN BRIER, decide to produce something that would grab the attention of all ILL VALLEY....."

-Review from the "ILL VALLEY" hearld.

"....Sometimes the greatest music making machine is right in front of you, with a Mac or Garage Band, for the Mac, almost anyone can become as good as these guys are. man i would love to be endorsed by this producer. i mean he buys all his shit from gituar center in the city. and ebay."

-Review from my next door neighbor.

my review:

The Noctilucent LP MixTape (which is really a demo) is something of an "acquired taste" with hits like "BINGERS EVERYDAY" i really didnt know where the album was going from the start. i dont even comphrend how smoking "bingers" "ery-day" can get you with a veteran producer like Jared Brier. but some songs do show the struggle of everyday (sorry i mean ery-day) life in the hood of tha ILL VALLEY, and honestly, i think i shed no tears for any of the "emotional RnB" songs on this album, i think some people would though. but for all the homies out thurr, this is the shizznitz and thizzleberries. all in all, its an album for someone who likes pacing back and forth in his living-room with his t-shirt off.

For Fans Of: bingers, mokes, slapz

Sounds Like: bingers, mokes slapz, that screeching noise when you scratch your fingernails on a chalkboard.

chapter five: you ery? (too lazy to finish it.)

once you start throwing up gang signs as hard as these, you know whats up in tha "IlL VaLlEy".

lol u shoulda seen it dude last night went to a "func" and as soon as i drve to the street all the g spot hitters threw there lil sign up and yelled "eyy"

-quoted from random kid.

I could never get these kids. and i still dont. they just mill (loiter) around safeway. until tam kids get out. and this is everyday. most of the kids just get picked up, but some actually decide to be apart of this group of MFG GIBO'S. What i like to call "wigger feeding time." is actually "cool" to some people espically the freshmen, who think that hanging out with a bunch of SA kids (who dont have jobs or the motivation to get jobs) is totally awesome in a pancake.

like, what is so awesome about ditching class to go sit on some benches that have "AYYY ERYY ERY ERY DAY DAY I GO ERY DAY I GO GO GO, IMA OG HITTER" carved into them. (which trust me, use to look normal once) and the most redic. part is when they drive by those benches blasting rap from a year ago. and wandering mill valley at night? like you only wander if you are homeless. im pretty sure that even the homeless give those kids wierd looks.

there was this one time, where i was walking to school to pick up my sechdule. so im walking down this one "wiggers" street. and he sees me, hes on the phone and calls out to me "AY YO THERES SOME EMO FAGGOT WALKING DOWN MY STREET YO" i just laugh and keep on walking, in the mean time, hes just venting all his rage at still living with his sister and his parents. the dude is 23 or 24 by now. im sorry but your not hard by paying your mom rent every month. move out dude.

or the ones who are 4'10 and wear a Tall-Tee for a 5'10 person. i could never get how wearing something thats XXXL and some vanz is "hard" its just gonna make you look redic. and have to walk like a crab.

the girls. at first its just them dressing in handmade skirts that show cellulite, but its on thier butt. then its something that resembles a bandana around their butt. then its the "juicy" jackets, and little kid backpacks from Tha Jung and then its pants that even i cannot fit into. i get the point (again) that its "hard" but honestly? do you still PLAY with thomas the choo choo train? or spider man, or supeman, or birdman or whatever the fuck it is.

the cars. ranging from a nice quaint little honda who's previous owner took very good care of, when they get that car, its turned into a "ScRApERR" which is something between a car that is dinged up has both door handles missing, no head rests and some weed on the dashboard and the left front tire is a bicycle tire. to a car that actually "scrapes" the ground. or someones mom's car. and they usually blow the speakers on the first week of having a car, because the treble is turned all the way up, this is whats called "bumpin" or "slappin" in the car. i mean yeah sure, they arent the only ones who do this, but for fucks sake, if they didnt invent it. we wouldnt have it. which is good. and driving around safeway from 3:25 till whenever you leave blastin "slaps" is stupid. i dont park outside safeway open all my doors and blast my slaps do i?

functions (partys). apparently they are smart enought to have a "guest list" on thier functions. but most of the time they just invite ery-one and then it gets "popped" this is usually common for most partys in mill valley. and sometimes partys just happen in random parts of mill valley. but still, i mean i have to walk around with an inhaler now, so the fact that im at a party is stupid unless i wanna heel over and die.

i just dont get why they get ladies. and i dont. i mean the ladies they get are STD ridden. besides i take my ladies to quaint little coffee shops (the starbucks next to safeway) and just think im wayyy cooler than everyone else because im in a starbucks. with a girl.

thank you come again.

(final version, pretty much.)

chapter four.

(i wish this was me freak dancing. but its not.)

"Functions." the word is so wierd, its like why not say, "get together" or something. but i forgot about the place we live in. so it must be the "in thing" to say it. I remeber that i used to go to those rec. dances. thats sorta what "functions" remind me of. except people are intoxicated, like everywhere. im sorry but i dont wanna slow dance or freak dance or gig or jerk or whatever the fuck you youngin's do with a chick whos half asleep on me or in the bathroom. no not at the rec. in mill valley. the one in corta madera, back in like middle school.

it was pretty much like every other rec. dance, you pay 10 bucks and dance with whatever you can get. or whatever is willing to dance with you. this could mean something that you would never, ever, dance with again or willing to meet again.

i believe that i danced with a girl who's face looked like it had been slapped with a pizza. therefore she was "pizza-faced" and after a rather akward dance with this anorexic pizza-face. i just never wanted to go to one of those again.

the picture up above is sorta what that night was like. and im really bad at dancing anyway, so iono why i even took up on her offer "to dance" anyway. i think i was even tripping over my feet during most of the slow dances. and then by the time the DJ would start playing faster songs i would be so tired from trying to "slow dance with pizza face" id just rest during all the "hyphy" and "MTV Top 100" or dude, i dont even remeber anymore what songs they played it was middle school so most likely, Miley Cyrus. OMG FUCK YES GIRLFRIEND PARTY IN THE USA.

yes the picture up above is what went down. there were tons of orientals. i cant recall why though. and im the white dude with box glasses and shaggy hair. like totally.

chapter three: concerning safeway.

here's some friendly reviews about the "ghetto mecca" safeway we have here in mill valley:

(please note, these aren't mine, they are from yelp.com)

"I can't explain it. This Safeway is the mecca for really stupid people. Every bad driver, every slow and confused person, every idiot in the entire world WILL be here when you arrive and attempt to shop.

"for example the lady today who literally pushed me with her cart to tell me to move forward in line today. Her cart nudged my butt. Then she proceeded to tell me that I was the reason the entire isle was being blocked. No, I think it is idiot women like you with your entire full cart standing in line for the express 15 item limit only register.

The parking lot is a nightmare. It is so bad, you will be lucky if your car does not get hit. It is even advisable to park over in the other part of the shopping center. For some reason, the mothership of retards. does not extend that far. Just in front of Safeway.

I don't get it. But don't think about coming here if you are in a rush of any kind, or if your patience is wearing thin. You will flip your sh*t on someone. I guarantee it."


And this is me:

what most of this person is saying is pretty much true. they might as well have a sign posted outside saying "we hire retarded people." which is like rite aid. from the sushi ladies who do nothing but make sushi and wont help you with anything else, to the lone cart dude, who does nothing but take carts out and speak gibberish, to the cashiers who need "exact change" like what the fuck. do i REALLY need $4.30 just to get a sandwich. or the ones who put your soup in a bag making it prone to spill. all the time.

and the lovely customers. anytime after dark the place attracts people who look like they've come out of the mental hospital, or just people that smell. and the same kids who hang out here from 3:25 to 4:30 usually are here on weekends from 10:00 till 11:00 then decide to drive to some function or just do donuts in some other parking lot. or go to some "cutty" spot. and if there's no function or people don't feel like going to a "cutty" spot. they just decide to drive around till 2:00 AM.

chapter two: you know your from...

you know your from Mill Valley when:





1.the kids start calling 7-11 "sevies"
2.you use your mom's credit card or debit to buy food.
3.you drive around aimlessly around 10:00 to 2:00 pm.
4.the safeway is crowed by shady characters from San Andreas.
5.the safeway is congested with kids who still havent graduated high-school.
6.safeway's the place to be. after school. from 3:25 to 4:30.
7.when you hear kids talk about "cutty jackin" and "cutty dippin" with 40's from the safeway.
8.when you have the local bums buy you a pack because your not old enough.
9.you say "mokes" all the time.
10. you think your time would be better wasted going to "justins".
11.you have an REI jacket.
12.you have UGGS. if your a girl
13. you say "i smoke weed ery-day!! i dont give a FUCK" but you honestly dont.
14.you say "i smoke weed everyday" and mean it.
15.you say "cutty" a lot
16. you go to "functions" a lot on weekends, and do it pretty much every weekend.
17.you get with a chick whos clearly intoxicated, but do it to only say you "got there, with a fine bitch"
18.your parents are laid back or hippies.
19.your parents are rich and let you host house partys in their house.
20.your parents are stuck up.
21.you support every single charity out there possible, but wont help out the bums in town.
22.mill valley is called "ill valley"
23. you say "ill" a lot.
24.you usually dont know what to do on weekends. so you decide to find your posting spot again and do the same thing as last weekend.
25. you try to take tons of drugs all at once.
26.you take perscription drugs because its "cutty"
27. you chew too much gum.
28.your parents drive a mercedes, or porsche.
29.everyone shops at the whole foods.
30. you drive a honda.
31.your rev your car when you stop at the miller ave. crosswalk.
32. you yell obscene things at kids when you drive by with all your "getto" friends.
33.you yell out things at random anyway.
34. you have a worse getto slang then someone who has it.
35. you usually wear levis.
36.you usually wear vans
37. you say that tam valley is "its own county" when its in the same fucking area.
38. you go to stefano's for lunch.
39. you got to di-angelos for brunch.
40. you can get an i-phone.
41. you think fairfax kids are "hella gay" or "gay" for no reason.
42. you think redwood high school is "gay"
43. you have a ok football team.
44. you have a ok basketball team.
45. the football and basketball teams are more well funded while the wrestling team gets grey sweaters.
46. your part of a "lOST MA NUMBERZZZ GIMMIE YOZZZ" facebook group.
47.your at j'coops 24/7.
48.you know the 07 kid's are hyphy, the 08 kids dummy and 09' so fine.
49. 09' is just hyphy.
50.when you look in any direction and can yell bop and know what it means.
51.when your girl is getting hit on by the 05 graduates in starbucks.
52. you work at starbucks. and deal with pissed off yuppies. (rich people)
53. you wish you didnt have a "rally" so you could do hw but do it anyway during the rally.
54. you say "fool" all the time, adding it on to random things.
55. you somehow still wanna "rep" your elemantry school, even though your in high school.
56. you yell "freshmen" at the rally.
57. your class cheer is somewhere between screaming and....uh yeah screaming.
58. starbucks for breakfast.
59. grilly's for lunch.
60. you can afford grilly's everyday for lunch.
61. you "mob" in your mom's car up and down miller ave.
62. its super cool to over-achieve.
63. your picky about where you wanna go to college.
64. you go to COM, if you cant go to a fancy one.
65. you have a texting bill of over $100 or whatever ammount.
67. your parents take away your phone and you have to put tons of "OMG RENTS R SO GHEY DEY TOOK MA PHONE AWAY" status updates on facebook.
68. you played on a little league team.
69. you've played on every little leauge team.
70. you like the giants.
71. you post a status update everytime the giants lose, "FUCK! OH MY GOD THEY HAD THAT PITCHER ON BLAH BLAH BASE"
72. you dont get people who dont like sports.
73. been to a giants game.
74. been to every or almost every giants game.
75. you just have a lot of status updates on facebook.
76. you take a lot of quizzes on facebook.
78. eat donuts from safeway (or cookies) and just dont pay.
79. you get the 5 dollar pizza's which look like shit.
80. you got the 1 dollar nachos, which is pretty gnar.
81. you usually get a "hot lunch" meal-deal.
82. your P.E. uniform looks stupid. or "hurt"
83. your P.E. uniform looks like you had a 1st grader spell your name.
84. if your a freshmen you bring up stuff from 8th grade, or all of middle school.
85. in advanced algebra and hate it.
86. in physics and hate it.
87. in some stupid "honors" course and moan and whine about it.
88. in some "AP" course and its the same thing. you hate it.
89. you complain about writing a 1 page paper thats double-spaced.
90. you look up cars on craigslist when your bored in the library.
91. in the library you usually listen to "slappers" on youtube.
92. on your i-pod you just have "slappers"
93. if your a girl, you just have "taylor swift"
94. if your a "ghetto girl" you just have "slapz"
95. you say your different by listening to the red-hot chili peppers.
96. you have an acoustic gituar and think your the shit.
97. you take "mokes" all the time.
99. if you dont know what to do after school, you just take fat "rips" or "sesh".
100. you "sesh" in your car.
101. you "sesh" at home.
102. you have the "munchies". so you get a bag of "munchies" thinking its funny.
103. you plan to be drug-free from Oct. 17-25. but only on those days.
104. "G-spot hitterz"
105. your part of the "G-spot hitterz" crew.
106. your a freshman girl who thinks shes super cool and older than everyone else. for hanging out with a bunch of people who havent graduated high school. who are 20.
107. "Beer Pong"
108. you frequent functions that have "Beer Pong" more than functions that dont.
109. "09' Royalty Bitches"
110. "The Shug"
111. you had "club day" hosted during tutorial, when it was supposed to be at lunch.
112. you think your cool if you go to "The Jungle"
113. "The Jung"
114. you think its cool to go to "Bolinas." most of the time.
115. you have an Amoeba Records sweatshirt.
116. have an Amoeba Records T-shirt.
117. you go to "The City" ery day. but you really only go to "Haight st."
118. if your on Haight St. you just go to the "American Apparel" store only.
119. or you go to Villans.
120. you have an American Apparel sweatshirt.
121. everybody else has the same American Apparel sweatshit as you.
123. you have a "hooka"
124. "hooka sesh" every weekend.
125. you go all the way to Golden Gate Park just to buy weed. or shrooms or acid.
126. "LIBRE RUDL" facebook group.
127. "I'm from Mill Valley and I am PROUD" facebook group. (not too sure why you'd be proud of that)
128. you think that Che was the most badass mothafucka ever.
129. you have a Che T-shirt from target.
130. you dont know much about Che.
131. "Phone Broke..I Need Numbers Please, new phone..., need numbers., phone got jacked, need numbers, Malia lost her phone and needs numbers.. please?, NEW PHONE NEEDS NUMBERS!!!, phone broke...sorry, lost my pone :(, Dead Phone...., Sorry Fellas. Need Those Digits. , My Phone Broke and I Lost All My Contacts" just...shut up.
132. your a "fan" of "The 415." (why you'd ever be a fan of an area-code, i just dont know.)
133. the seniors across from school, been going strong for 500 years...
134. you say your a democrat who's really a liberal.
135. you have a "yes we can" t-shirt.
136. your still wearing an "Obama" t-shirt.
137. Mateo has a rap album or video or song.
138. you think the dance team is "eh"
139. the rallies "say" they are going to be different...every rally.
140. you have status updates about how shitty your night went. (maybe if you didnt have people over you wouldnt be having probelms like this?)
141. status update every time its a vacation or 3 day weekend.
142. you have more than 100 photos of yourself on facebook.
143. i have 5. or 4.
144. you've attended a dance at the MYC.
145. you still attend those dances at the MYC.
146. been to one of blake rudolfs "CRACKIN FUNCTIONSSS YEEEEE"
147. been to one of blake rudolfs rival's functions, which is at the rec. center.
148. when you get a copy of the tam news, you skim through it then thow it away.
149. even if you already have a copy of the tam news, you'll get another one for no reason.
150. we had a jack in the box, but yuppies tore it down.
151. whole foods if your "green"
152. if your rents are organic, then all you have are those "365 days" organic products. which sucks.
153. you like costco.
154. you think the northgate mall looks like an airport.
155. only go to northgate when a "big" movie comes out.
156. you think tight pants are "gay" (but its cool to wear pants that could hide children.)
157. same flannel as everyone else.
158. same vans as everyone else.
159. same UGGS as another girl.
160. all the ladies have jo-jeans.
161. nikes. ery one got dem shoez.
162. "what you know about fudge brownies?"
163." what you know about mokes?"
164. there's only one persian in tam...
165. and he listens to emotional RnB
166. bingers. eryone doez them.


getting warmerrrr....

chapter one.

I basically live where that red dot is.

Its the town of Mill Valley, CA. a town thats nice and fun and all the nice yuppies and dot-com millionares live here, and we have a quaint little whole foods and just everything's all nice and good out here.

note, what i just typed up there is complete bullshit, who do you take me for anyway? a "popular kid?"

what this town, inhibits and charms, are what i just described, white people who have no bearing or sense of who they are and where they are going. they move into Mill Valley and end up like every other, Starbucks-drinking, flece-and flip flops soccer mom, who's kids who happen to just have tons of money.

ill get into chapter two. later.

starting out.

so here we are.

my name's anton and i live in the town of mill valley, a town nestled in between two valleys and two big mountains. its sorta like being wedged in between a fat guys ass-crack. and thats how the air is in the town "pretentious" and "thick as shit" not to mention overrun with yuppies.

i guess you could say im your "uncool" "unactractive" "ungetto" kid thats just wanting more than anything to get his high school diploma to get out of here. but in the mean time, im just stuck here. im a normal kid whos seen as "wierd" and "different because hes wierd" but i really dont care.

im pretty much going to be recording my senior year all throughout this year, on this blog. so get ready.