chapter three: concerning safeway.

here's some friendly reviews about the "ghetto mecca" safeway we have here in mill valley:

(please note, these aren't mine, they are from yelp.com)

"I can't explain it. This Safeway is the mecca for really stupid people. Every bad driver, every slow and confused person, every idiot in the entire world WILL be here when you arrive and attempt to shop.

"for example the lady today who literally pushed me with her cart to tell me to move forward in line today. Her cart nudged my butt. Then she proceeded to tell me that I was the reason the entire isle was being blocked. No, I think it is idiot women like you with your entire full cart standing in line for the express 15 item limit only register.

The parking lot is a nightmare. It is so bad, you will be lucky if your car does not get hit. It is even advisable to park over in the other part of the shopping center. For some reason, the mothership of retards. does not extend that far. Just in front of Safeway.

I don't get it. But don't think about coming here if you are in a rush of any kind, or if your patience is wearing thin. You will flip your sh*t on someone. I guarantee it."


And this is me:

what most of this person is saying is pretty much true. they might as well have a sign posted outside saying "we hire retarded people." which is like rite aid. from the sushi ladies who do nothing but make sushi and wont help you with anything else, to the lone cart dude, who does nothing but take carts out and speak gibberish, to the cashiers who need "exact change" like what the fuck. do i REALLY need $4.30 just to get a sandwich. or the ones who put your soup in a bag making it prone to spill. all the time.

and the lovely customers. anytime after dark the place attracts people who look like they've come out of the mental hospital, or just people that smell. and the same kids who hang out here from 3:25 to 4:30 usually are here on weekends from 10:00 till 11:00 then decide to drive to some function or just do donuts in some other parking lot. or go to some "cutty" spot. and if there's no function or people don't feel like going to a "cutty" spot. they just decide to drive around till 2:00 AM.