once you start throwing up gang signs as hard as these, you know whats up in tha "IlL VaLlEy".
lol u shoulda seen it dude last night went to a "func" and as soon as i drve to the street all the g spot hitters threw there lil sign up and yelled "eyy"
-quoted from random kid.
I could never get these kids. and i still dont. they just mill (loiter) around safeway. until tam kids get out. and this is everyday. most of the kids just get picked up, but some actually decide to be apart of this group of MFG GIBO'S. What i like to call "wigger feeding time." is actually "cool" to some people espically the freshmen, who think that hanging out with a bunch of SA kids (who dont have jobs or the motivation to get jobs) is totally awesome in a pancake.
like, what is so awesome about ditching class to go sit on some benches that have "AYYY ERYY ERY ERY DAY DAY I GO ERY DAY I GO GO GO, IMA OG HITTER" carved into them. (which trust me, use to look normal once) and the most redic. part is when they drive by those benches blasting rap from a year ago. and wandering mill valley at night? like you only wander if you are homeless. im pretty sure that even the homeless give those kids wierd looks.
there was this one time, where i was walking to school to pick up my sechdule. so im walking down this one "wiggers" street. and he sees me, hes on the phone and calls out to me "AY YO THERES SOME EMO FAGGOT WALKING DOWN MY STREET YO" i just laugh and keep on walking, in the mean time, hes just venting all his rage at still living with his sister and his parents. the dude is 23 or 24 by now. im sorry but your not hard by paying your mom rent every month. move out dude.
or the ones who are 4'10 and wear a Tall-Tee for a 5'10 person. i could never get how wearing something thats XXXL and some vanz is "hard" its just gonna make you look redic. and have to walk like a crab.
the girls. at first its just them dressing in handmade skirts that show cellulite, but its on thier butt. then its something that resembles a bandana around their butt. then its the "juicy" jackets, and little kid backpacks from Tha Jung and then its pants that even i cannot fit into. i get the point (again) that its "hard" but honestly? do you still PLAY with thomas the choo choo train? or spider man, or supeman, or birdman or whatever the fuck it is.
the cars. ranging from a nice quaint little honda who's previous owner took very good care of, when they get that car, its turned into a "ScRApERR" which is something between a car that is dinged up has both door handles missing, no head rests and some weed on the dashboard and the left front tire is a bicycle tire. to a car that actually "scrapes" the ground. or someones mom's car. and they usually blow the speakers on the first week of having a car, because the treble is turned all the way up, this is whats called "bumpin" or "slappin" in the car. i mean yeah sure, they arent the only ones who do this, but for fucks sake, if they didnt invent it. we wouldnt have it. which is good. and driving around safeway from 3:25 till whenever you leave blastin "slaps" is stupid. i dont park outside safeway open all my doors and blast my slaps do i?
functions (partys). apparently they are smart enought to have a "guest list" on thier functions. but most of the time they just invite ery-one and then it gets "popped" this is usually common for most partys in mill valley. and sometimes partys just happen in random parts of mill valley. but still, i mean i have to walk around with an inhaler now, so the fact that im at a party is stupid unless i wanna heel over and die.
i just dont get why they get ladies. and i dont. i mean the ladies they get are STD ridden. besides i take my ladies to quaint little coffee shops (the starbucks next to safeway) and just think im wayyy cooler than everyone else because im in a starbucks. with a girl.
thank you come again.
(final version, pretty much.)
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