chapter two: you know your from...

you know your from Mill Valley when:





1.the kids start calling 7-11 "sevies"
2.you use your mom's credit card or debit to buy food.
3.you drive around aimlessly around 10:00 to 2:00 pm.
4.the safeway is crowed by shady characters from San Andreas.
5.the safeway is congested with kids who still havent graduated high-school.
6.safeway's the place to be. after school. from 3:25 to 4:30.
7.when you hear kids talk about "cutty jackin" and "cutty dippin" with 40's from the safeway.
8.when you have the local bums buy you a pack because your not old enough.
9.you say "mokes" all the time.
10. you think your time would be better wasted going to "justins".
11.you have an REI jacket.
12.you have UGGS. if your a girl
13. you say "i smoke weed ery-day!! i dont give a FUCK" but you honestly dont.
14.you say "i smoke weed everyday" and mean it.
15.you say "cutty" a lot
16. you go to "functions" a lot on weekends, and do it pretty much every weekend.
17.you get with a chick whos clearly intoxicated, but do it to only say you "got there, with a fine bitch"
18.your parents are laid back or hippies.
19.your parents are rich and let you host house partys in their house.
20.your parents are stuck up.
21.you support every single charity out there possible, but wont help out the bums in town.
22.mill valley is called "ill valley"
23. you say "ill" a lot.
24.you usually dont know what to do on weekends. so you decide to find your posting spot again and do the same thing as last weekend.
25. you try to take tons of drugs all at once.
26.you take perscription drugs because its "cutty"
27. you chew too much gum.
28.your parents drive a mercedes, or porsche.
29.everyone shops at the whole foods.
30. you drive a honda.
31.your rev your car when you stop at the miller ave. crosswalk.
32. you yell obscene things at kids when you drive by with all your "getto" friends.
33.you yell out things at random anyway.
34. you have a worse getto slang then someone who has it.
35. you usually wear levis.
36.you usually wear vans
37. you say that tam valley is "its own county" when its in the same fucking area.
38. you go to stefano's for lunch.
39. you got to di-angelos for brunch.
40. you can get an i-phone.
41. you think fairfax kids are "hella gay" or "gay" for no reason.
42. you think redwood high school is "gay"
43. you have a ok football team.
44. you have a ok basketball team.
45. the football and basketball teams are more well funded while the wrestling team gets grey sweaters.
46. your part of a "lOST MA NUMBERZZZ GIMMIE YOZZZ" facebook group.
47.your at j'coops 24/7.
48.you know the 07 kid's are hyphy, the 08 kids dummy and 09' so fine.
49. 09' is just hyphy.
50.when you look in any direction and can yell bop and know what it means.
51.when your girl is getting hit on by the 05 graduates in starbucks.
52. you work at starbucks. and deal with pissed off yuppies. (rich people)
53. you wish you didnt have a "rally" so you could do hw but do it anyway during the rally.
54. you say "fool" all the time, adding it on to random things.
55. you somehow still wanna "rep" your elemantry school, even though your in high school.
56. you yell "freshmen" at the rally.
57. your class cheer is somewhere between screaming and....uh yeah screaming.
58. starbucks for breakfast.
59. grilly's for lunch.
60. you can afford grilly's everyday for lunch.
61. you "mob" in your mom's car up and down miller ave.
62. its super cool to over-achieve.
63. your picky about where you wanna go to college.
64. you go to COM, if you cant go to a fancy one.
65. you have a texting bill of over $100 or whatever ammount.
67. your parents take away your phone and you have to put tons of "OMG RENTS R SO GHEY DEY TOOK MA PHONE AWAY" status updates on facebook.
68. you played on a little league team.
69. you've played on every little leauge team.
70. you like the giants.
71. you post a status update everytime the giants lose, "FUCK! OH MY GOD THEY HAD THAT PITCHER ON BLAH BLAH BASE"
72. you dont get people who dont like sports.
73. been to a giants game.
74. been to every or almost every giants game.
75. you just have a lot of status updates on facebook.
76. you take a lot of quizzes on facebook.
78. eat donuts from safeway (or cookies) and just dont pay.
79. you get the 5 dollar pizza's which look like shit.
80. you got the 1 dollar nachos, which is pretty gnar.
81. you usually get a "hot lunch" meal-deal.
82. your P.E. uniform looks stupid. or "hurt"
83. your P.E. uniform looks like you had a 1st grader spell your name.
84. if your a freshmen you bring up stuff from 8th grade, or all of middle school.
85. in advanced algebra and hate it.
86. in physics and hate it.
87. in some stupid "honors" course and moan and whine about it.
88. in some "AP" course and its the same thing. you hate it.
89. you complain about writing a 1 page paper thats double-spaced.
90. you look up cars on craigslist when your bored in the library.
91. in the library you usually listen to "slappers" on youtube.
92. on your i-pod you just have "slappers"
93. if your a girl, you just have "taylor swift"
94. if your a "ghetto girl" you just have "slapz"
95. you say your different by listening to the red-hot chili peppers.
96. you have an acoustic gituar and think your the shit.
97. you take "mokes" all the time.
99. if you dont know what to do after school, you just take fat "rips" or "sesh".
100. you "sesh" in your car.
101. you "sesh" at home.
102. you have the "munchies". so you get a bag of "munchies" thinking its funny.
103. you plan to be drug-free from Oct. 17-25. but only on those days.
104. "G-spot hitterz"
105. your part of the "G-spot hitterz" crew.
106. your a freshman girl who thinks shes super cool and older than everyone else. for hanging out with a bunch of people who havent graduated high school. who are 20.
107. "Beer Pong"
108. you frequent functions that have "Beer Pong" more than functions that dont.
109. "09' Royalty Bitches"
110. "The Shug"
111. you had "club day" hosted during tutorial, when it was supposed to be at lunch.
112. you think your cool if you go to "The Jungle"
113. "The Jung"
114. you think its cool to go to "Bolinas." most of the time.
115. you have an Amoeba Records sweatshirt.
116. have an Amoeba Records T-shirt.
117. you go to "The City" ery day. but you really only go to "Haight st."
118. if your on Haight St. you just go to the "American Apparel" store only.
119. or you go to Villans.
120. you have an American Apparel sweatshirt.
121. everybody else has the same American Apparel sweatshit as you.
123. you have a "hooka"
124. "hooka sesh" every weekend.
125. you go all the way to Golden Gate Park just to buy weed. or shrooms or acid.
126. "LIBRE RUDL" facebook group.
127. "I'm from Mill Valley and I am PROUD" facebook group. (not too sure why you'd be proud of that)
128. you think that Che was the most badass mothafucka ever.
129. you have a Che T-shirt from target.
130. you dont know much about Che.
131. "Phone Broke..I Need Numbers Please, new phone..., need numbers., phone got jacked, need numbers, Malia lost her phone and needs numbers.. please?, NEW PHONE NEEDS NUMBERS!!!, phone broke...sorry, lost my pone :(, Dead Phone...., Sorry Fellas. Need Those Digits. , My Phone Broke and I Lost All My Contacts" just...shut up.
132. your a "fan" of "The 415." (why you'd ever be a fan of an area-code, i just dont know.)
133. the seniors across from school, been going strong for 500 years...
134. you say your a democrat who's really a liberal.
135. you have a "yes we can" t-shirt.
136. your still wearing an "Obama" t-shirt.
137. Mateo has a rap album or video or song.
138. you think the dance team is "eh"
139. the rallies "say" they are going to be different...every rally.
140. you have status updates about how shitty your night went. (maybe if you didnt have people over you wouldnt be having probelms like this?)
141. status update every time its a vacation or 3 day weekend.
142. you have more than 100 photos of yourself on facebook.
143. i have 5. or 4.
144. you've attended a dance at the MYC.
145. you still attend those dances at the MYC.
146. been to one of blake rudolfs "CRACKIN FUNCTIONSSS YEEEEE"
147. been to one of blake rudolfs rival's functions, which is at the rec. center.
148. when you get a copy of the tam news, you skim through it then thow it away.
149. even if you already have a copy of the tam news, you'll get another one for no reason.
150. we had a jack in the box, but yuppies tore it down.
151. whole foods if your "green"
152. if your rents are organic, then all you have are those "365 days" organic products. which sucks.
153. you like costco.
154. you think the northgate mall looks like an airport.
155. only go to northgate when a "big" movie comes out.
156. you think tight pants are "gay" (but its cool to wear pants that could hide children.)
157. same flannel as everyone else.
158. same vans as everyone else.
159. same UGGS as another girl.
160. all the ladies have jo-jeans.
161. nikes. ery one got dem shoez.
162. "what you know about fudge brownies?"
163." what you know about mokes?"
164. there's only one persian in tam...
165. and he listens to emotional RnB
166. bingers. eryone doez them.


getting warmerrrr....